Real Machetes

The machete is basically a modern sword, featuring a long blade designed for cutting. We carry functional machetes that serve well as zombie-fighting weapons and survival tools. Our zombie machetes come in a wide array of designs, including kukri machetes, Latin machetes, panga machetes, parang machetes, bolo machetes, golok machetes, and more. Our tactical machetes are great for defending yourself or launching attacks against the shambling horde, while our survival machetes and jungle machetes can help keep you alive when on the run. These field machetes can clear away brush, cut down vegetation, or even chop wood. Our serrated machetes can even perform sawing tasks. Combat machetes are easy to carry, maintain, and use, which are ideal traits for a zombie apocalypse weapon. Many even display distinctive camo patterns, blood spatter designs, or matte black finishes, letting you find one that appeals on the aesthetic level, as well. These outdoor machetes are made from quality materials designed to withstand the rigors of use, so take some time to pick one out for your bug out bag or home arsenal.
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Biohazard Sawback Bush Machete

Item # NP-H-1309
The strength and durability of the Biohazard Sawback Bush Machete come in handy when traveling through a dystopian world. A viral outbreak may have weeded out the majority of humanity but thick foliage and zombie hordes still remain.
$27.00

Biohazard Serrated Cleaver Machete

Item # NP-H-1372
With the Biohazard Serrated Cleaver Machete in hand, the skilled survivor can clear a path through thick shrubbery or trim down an undead horde. Its powerful blade offers everyday utility and raises post-apocalyptic survival odds.
$19.90

Biohazard Zombie Survival Machete

Item # NP-H-1307
Do not waste time waiting for the horde to ramble down the road, create your own path with the Biohazard Zombie Survival Machete. The wide, stout blade is just as good at piercing undead flesh as it is for clearing thick vegetation.
$21.50

Black Scimitar Jungle Machete

Item # MC-JM-030C
Believe it or not, this machete has two features going for it, and both are great in practice. First, the Black Scimitar Jungle Machete has a wicked and useful blade. Second, it has an exceedingly vibrant bright neon-green handle.
$28.00

Black Serrated Zombie Machete

Item # MC-ZB-157GB
When you have an outdoors job that requires a heavy duty blade, be sure your tool is up to the task! The Black Serrated Zombie Machete features a striking look and a high quality construction, giving you the best of both worlds.
$22.00 $19.80

Black Steel Jungle Machete

Item # MC-JM-030A
Believe it or not, this machete has two features going for it, and both are great in practice. First, the Black Steel Jungle Machete has a wicked and useful blade. Second, it has an exceedingly vibrant bright neon-green handle.
$28.00

Black Zombie Hunter Bush Machete

Item # MC-ZB-067
Perfect for cutting through vegetation, this machete extends itself to fighting back against the undead. The Black Zombie Hunter Bush Machete displays a straight back stainless steel blade with several cutouts.
$24.00

Black Zombie Hunter Machete

Item # MC-ZB-065
Defend yourself with prejudice with this fixed blade machete. The Black Zombie Hunter Machete slants to a wicked point at the end of its sharp blade. Sawback serrations and its green cord wrapped handle add to its functionality.
$24.00

Black Zombie Hunter Sawback Machete

Item # MC-ZB-080
This machete works well as a zombie slaying tool and survival weapon. The Black Zombie Hunter Sawback Machete features a black stainless steel blade with a sawback and a bright green cord wrapped handle.
$18.00

Black Zombie Hunter Toothed Machete

Item # MC-ZB-064
Influenced by the Macuahuitl, an Aztec weapon, the Black Zombie Hunter Toothed Machete displays a series of notches along its blade, giving it a toothed appearance. The black machete has a blunt tip and saw back.
$26.00

Bolo Machete - Satin Blade

Item # CTK2094S
Originating in the Philippines, a classic bolo features a blade that both curves and widens towards the tip, in order to create a powerful cut when swung. Being faithfully reproduced, this Bolo Machete does not disappoint.
$61.73

Curved Defensive Machete

Item # MC-ZB-002
A little defense never hurt, and when the zombies arise, your first priority should be defense and survival. This Curved Defensive Machete takes personal safety into account, and embodies the notions of best offense and good defense.
$30.00