Real Zombie Machetes

Time and time again, when a zombie hunter needs a weapon, it is the machete that many look for, and for good reason. The machete is a well-balanced and easy to use tool, as useful camping as it is at hunting zombies. For that reason, Dark Knight Armoury has plenty of machetes to offer in our zombie section, so that you can have the perfect blade for battling the undead in your own adventures. Machetes, whether used for killing zombies or cutting foliage, come in a wide variety of shapes and sizes, and Dark Knight Armoury is happy to offer as wide a selection as we can find. We offer not only the classics like Latin machete sand bush machetes, but also rare and unique styles, like bolo machetes, kukri machetes, parang machetes, panga machetes, barong machetes, spear point machetes, two handed machetes, and more! We even have a few that emulate swords and weapons from earlier in history, like the Aztec macuahuitl or the Roman gladius! Designed with zombie slaying flare and expected to be rugged and effective, our machetes are a perfect match to almost any need. Grab one and you will be equipped for almost any cutting task, whether that is cutting through weeds and woods in your back yard, clearing a camp site for some fun in the wild, or clearing a path through zombie infested territory!
20 Inch Cleaver Machete
No matter if your interests reside in pursuing forestry or working to put an end to the zombie apocalypse, keeping the unforgiving wilderness at bay has never been more efficient or effective than with the 20 Inch Cleaver Machete!
Price: $11.00
24 Inch Latin Machete Sheath
The 24 Inch Latin Machete Sheath is made of tough, black Cordura nylon with taped and riveted seams, a slotted back, double retaining straps, and a generously sized belt loop that will even accommodate a G.I. pistol belt.
Price: $7.99
On Sale For: $6.40
All Terrain Chopper Machete
This All Terrain Chopper Machete is a cleaver that has to be seen to be believed. Cutting power is what this blade packs, and it will easily scythe through any opposition you might face in the field, making it a great addition to any kit.
Price: $44.00
On Sale For: $35.20
Barong Machete
Both an agricultural tool and weapon, the Barong Machete is based on a knife native to the Philippines, where it is used by farmers in the fields and wielded by martial artists. And now, it can serve in both capacities for you, too.
Price: $40.00
On Sale For: $32.00
Battle Worn Bush Machete
The Battle Worn Bush Machete is designed to master the daily cutting and chopping tasks of wilderness survival. This all-purpose blade allows the modern explorer to leave behind the daily grind and enjoy Mother Nature at her fullest.
Price: $43.50
Biohazard Sawback Bush Machete
The strength and durability of the Biohazard Sawback Bush Machete come in handy when traveling through a dystopian world. A viral outbreak may have weeded out the majority of humanity but thick foliage and zombie hordes still remain.
Price: $27.00
Biohazard Serrated Cleaver Machete
With the Biohazard Serrated Cleaver Machete in hand, the skilled survivor can clear a path through thick shrubbery or trim down an undead horde. Its powerful blade offers everyday utility and raises post-apocalyptic survival odds.
Price: $19.90
Biohazard Zombie Survival Machete
Do not waste time waiting for the horde to ramble down the road, create your own path with the Biohazard Zombie Survival Machete. The wide, stout blade is just as good at piercing undead flesh as it is for clearing thick vegetation.
Price: $21.50
Black Jungle Cleaver Machete
Especially when you need an outdoor blade for yard work or other tasks, make sure to find one suited for work. The Black Jungle Cleaver Machete makes a great tool for clearing woody brush and stalks with its hefty, blunt-tipped blade.
Price: $24.00
Black Jungle Master Machete
With its distinctive shape and sleek design, the Black Jungle Master Machete is the tool you need for chopping through the tangle of vegetation that is the jungle. It is the perfect weapon with which to master your environment.
Price: $24.00
Black Kukri Machete
With a design that is more sleek and streamlined than its predecessor, this Black Kukri Machete comes off more as a small sword, although it lacks none of the effectiveness that made the original one of the best knives for cutting.
Price: $17.90
On Sale For: $16.11
Black Sawback Bush Machete
Tackle numerous tasks during your next camping trip with the Black Sawback Bush Machete. Serrations trail the spine, increasing the utility of the Latin style blade. This all-purpose tool is a must-have for the modern survivalist.
Price: $19.50
Black Sawback Kukri Machete
With a blade designed to maximize its utility, the Black Sawback Kukri Machete assists the survivalist in completing a multitude of tasks. Whether a project requires chopping, sawing, or carving, this bush hog machete has your back.
Price: $43.90
Black Scimitar Jungle Machete
Believe it or not, this machete has two features going for it, and both are great in practice. First, the Black Scimitar Jungle Machete has a wicked and useful blade. Second, it has an exceedingly vibrant bright neon-green handle.
Price: $28.00
Black Serrated Jungle Machete
Make sure you have the right tool for the job when planning to head out into the wilds! The Black Serrated Jungle Machete makes a great blade to keep on hand during any camping trip or other sort of exploration of the outdoors.
Price: $20.00
Black Serrated Zombie Machete
When you have an outdoors job that requires a heavy duty blade, be sure your tool is up to the task! The Black Serrated Zombie Machete features a striking look and a high quality construction, giving you the best of both worlds.
Price: $22.00
Black Steel Bolo Machete
Your journey to lands unknown will bring you through dense forest and dangerous places. Be prepared and have your Black Steel Bolo Machete by your side at all times! you never know when you may need to use it to fight to survive.
Price: $35.00
Black Steel Bush Machete
The modern sword, machetes are a multi-use tool that can seriously come in handy out in the wilderness. Whether you need to defend yourself, cut something down, or chop something up, the Black Steel Bush Machete is the tool to use!
Price: $38.50
Black Steel Jungle Machete
Believe it or not, this machete has two features going for it, and both are great in practice. First, the Black Steel Jungle Machete has a wicked and useful blade. Second, it has an exceedingly vibrant bright neon-green handle.
Price: $28.00
Black Steel Kukri Machete
Also known as a bush hog machete, the kukri style machete, like the Black Steel Kukri Machete, is a slightly curved utility tool designed for chopping down medium vegetation, such as the kind found in forests and light jungles.
Price: $29.00

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