Aluminum Falcon T-Shirt

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A spectacular shirt for anyone who enjoys the famous Star Wars films or the comedic styling of Seth Green, the Aluminum Falcon T-Shirt features a quote from the hilarious Star Wars spoof episode of his show Robot Chicken. This funny t-shirt features a simple white graphic on the chest of this black cotton shirt which reads, WHAT THE HELL IS AN ALUMINUM FALCON?! This is the phrase uttered by Emperor Palpatine to Darth Vader in this sketch after he learns that the Death Star has been blown up. It is aimed at making fun of the fact that the most secure location in the universe has just been successfully attacked by a no-name pilot in a ship that should not have a chance against an entire fleet. The Aluminum Falcon T-Shirt is a comfortable way to imbue your wardrobe with a splash of humor.

Key Features:

  • Humorous design
  • Extremely comfortable to wear
  • Excellent shirt for science fiction fans
  • Made from 100 percent cotton

Sizing:

  • Small: 36 Inch Chest and 28 Inch Length
  • Medium: 40 Inch Chest and 29 Inch Length
  • Large: 44 Inch Chest and 30 Inch Length
  • X-Large: 48 Inch Chest and 31 Inch Length
  • XX-Large: 52 Inch Chest and 32 Inch Length
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