Five Ways T-Shirt

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Item #: ZB-3043
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According to the Five Ways T-Shirt, there are five ways to kill a zombie. No doubt there are more ways in the world to kill a zombie, but all those other methods likely fall under the same categories of the five ways that are listed on this shirt. This attractive shirt is charcoal colored, which allows its design to stand out against a darker colored background, and it is also made from quality fabric to ensure that it is extremely comfortable when worn. The design on the shirt features six red squares with orange backgrounds. The first square reads simply FIVE WAYS TO KILL A ZOMBIE in white lettering. The second square features a green-skinned zombie that has a katana pierced through its head via its ears. This is the first way to kill a zombie, by stabbing. The third square depicts a green skinned zombie that has a grenade stuffed into its mouth. This is the second way, by explosives. The fourth square depicts a green skinned zombie with an axe embedded in its head. This is the third way, by cutting, hacking, or chopping. The fifth box features a green skinned zombie that has a bullet hole in the front of its head, while the back of its head explodes in a mess of blood and brain. This is the fourth way, by shooting. The sixth, and last box, features a green skinned zombie as it gets smacked in the head with a wide wooden pole. This is the fifth way, by heavy blunt force trauma. Please note that all five methods are delivered to the zombies head. This shirt is made from 100 percent quality cotton, and it is a standard fitting adults t-shirt. While the five methods listed on the Five Ways T-Shirt are indeed honest ways to kill a zombie, the shirt is more humorous than anything, thanks to the volunteer zombies expressions. This makes the shirt a great piece of attire for anyone to wear when they are looking to inspire a little zombie humor throughout their day.

Key Features:

  • Made from 100 percent 6 oz. Cotton
  • High Quality Standard Fitting Adults T-Shirt
  • Features the Five Ways to Kill a Zombie
  • Great for Everyday Wear
  • Fantastic Gift Idea


  • Small: Fits 36 Inch Chest, 27 Inch Length
  • Medium: Fits 40 Inch Chest, 29 Inch Length
  • Large: Fits 44 Inch Chest, 31 Inch Length
  • X-Large: Fits 48 Inch Chest, 32 Inch Length
  • XX-Large: Fits 52 Inch Chest, 33 Inch Length
  • XXX-Large: Fits 56 Inch Chest, 34 Inch Length
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